DMX was arrested in Arizona this morning, as he exited a flight from Fort Lauderdale. The rapper currently has two outstanding warrants in Phoenix. Threepeat!
Sheriff Joe Arpaio — aka America’s Toughest Sheriff — tells TMZ that DMX “never learns his lesson” and hopes to get the rapper into a pair of pink underwear in his Tent City jail. Lovely thought.
X was busted June 27 after he allegedly tried to buy drugs from an undercover officer. He was also busted on June 23, May 9 and May 7.
The Game = Gayme Boy
Akon = Jimmy Africa
DJ Khaled = DJ Salad
Lil’ Wayne = Shorty Dumb Nuts
Flo-Rida = Flo-Needa
Shawty Lo = Shawty B-Lo
Bow Wow = Bobby Been’over
- THE THING IS, YOU STILL CRIED -
So Buck has dropped a G-Unit diss track called “Terminate On Sight”…you can listen to it here. “No G-Unit shoes ’cause they make my feet hurt?” Ugghhh. First of all this song is TERRIBLE! And why is Buck just recapping everything he was crying about on the phone? There is seriously no way to come back from that. Buck lost…SHOULD WE GIVE BUCK A NICKNAME? IF SO, WHAT SHOULD IT BE?
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT? -
Uh…did I miss something? There is a rumor Madonna is sexin’ Shorty Dumb Nuts? Apparently so since Madonna’s publicist felt the need to release the following statement to People Magazine:
“It’s nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna’s way lately – much of it untrue.” She joked: “By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated, as well.”
First of all, Madonna is disgusting now. I would have hit it liiiike…7 years ago? But now…heeeeeells to the nah. Ok I’m sorry…I have more funny shit to say but I am too consumed with wrapping my head around Madonna and Dumb Nuts right now to think straight.
- I would definitely do a little “field organizing” with that white bitch talkin’ at the start of the video. You know MDUBB likes a lil’ cream a la coffee. I wonder how much “field organizing” Barack has done with her?
- That black lady gives my “field organizer” girl the coldest stare at like 0:13 seconds into the video.
- HOLY CRAP…IT’S JIN!!! at like 1:26 of the video. Is this dude seriously now walking the streets of New York like he’s selling cheap insurance? From Ruff Ryder to Obama bitch. What insight from JIN!
- The pickets at like 2:54 of the video look like that G-Unot street campaign.
- Sade from Philly at 3:29 could git, git, git it!
-Yo Rachel at 3:53…not bad. She got kids though…you know how that goes.
Engaging speakers and hella entertaining YouTube videos…what more could you want in a President?
