MDUBB’S RUMORZ…SNITCHIN’ ON YOUR ROLE MODELS
MDUBB IS YOUR HERO
Don’t forget the names…
- The Game = Gayme Boy
- Akon = Jimmy Africa
- DJ Khaled = DJ Salad
- Lil’ Wayne = Shorty Dumb Nuts
- Flo-Rida = Flo-Needa
- Shawty Lo = Shawty B-Lo
- Bow Wow = Bobby Been’over
- Young Buck = Sniffles
- UNITE 4 CHANGE!!! -
- WHAT, BITCH! -
- WHY? -
Ok so DUMB NUTS has launched his own brand of champagne? Ummmm…they can sell caseloads of this shit if they do a “free white cup” giveaway promotion.
- THIS DUDE AINT FEELIN’ BOBBY BEEN’OVER -
Too bad this guy isn’t funny or interesting.
- KANYE REALLY, REALLY WANTS YOU TO HEAR THIS -
Malik Yusef “What You Made Me”
- WANT SOME HIP-HOP GEAR? -
You might wanna head to Wal-Mart…’cause that’s where Master P’s P. Miller clothing line will now be available exclusively, becoming the first Hip-Hop retailer to be distributed through satan’s playhouse. Word is shirts will go for around $9 and jeans for about $20…hell…even MIMS should be able to afford that!
- “BLUEPRINT 3″ ??? -
Word is Jay-Z will be getting to serious work on his new album in the next few weeks. Will it be the “Blueprint 3″ ? If it is, it better be one disc ’cause that double disc “Blueprint2″ was a little long in the tooth…I mean…you knew it was trouble when Jay had a song with the most annoying Reggae artist in the world, Sean Paul.
- PUSHED BACK -
LL Cool J’s new album “Exit 13″ has been pushed back until August 26th…I’m guessing because nobody cares about any of the music he’s released.
- WOW -
This is ICE COLD…peep this link and see Ne-Yo call Rihanna “bighead” and then explain to the audience that she has a big forehead…uh…cue a Chris Brown diss track…now.
- IS THE RELATIONSHIP ROCKY? -
No no…I’m talkin’ about Mariah and Nick Cannon…I’m talking about Bobby Been’over and Omarion. It seems that Been’over went at Omarion on the remix of Hot Stylz “Lookin’ Boy”:
Can I just say that this is one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard?
- DUBB’S DISCIPLES -
From DreaG:
“Rihanna’s looking a lil’ Edward Scissorhands’ish. Ri Ri’s cute, but so is my daughter. Angie got swag but she was looking a lil’ old at Missy’s party. Most dickheads will go wherever there is an opening regardless of how it looks because it has no eyes, so it’s no surprise they can get it from all the commenters. A woman is worth gettin’ it when even another woman acknowledges she’s the shit and I can’t go bi for either at those pics.”
MDUBB’S RESPONSE: You wouldn’t go bi for Rihanna? I know if I was a chick I’d be “down south” 24/7…I’d be the biggest lesbian alive.
ANGIE MARTINEZ LOVE
From Romare Basquiat:
“shout to my mans M Dizzle for posting that pic of my 5th baby moms (twice removed) Angie Ma… You betta believe Ang can get it… On air and during drivetime… Can Angie get it… Quick note, You know how I know your gay if you say Angie can’t “get it!”
From JQ:
“Can Angie still get it? Like the Red Cross pre-Katrina (too soon?) Def big ups to M Dizzle. “I’d still go up in it like I lost my keys in there.” Classic MDUBB, and co-sign.”
MDUBB’S RESPONSE: Too soon? TOO LATE!
From DBtheGmc:
“Angie could get it soo hard…I’d wish for no legs, so I can just swing in the pussy.”
MDUBB’S RESPONSE: TMI…too much info.
From Dr Flav:
“Angie Martinez pussy probably smells like a can of Rotel. Hopefully there’s no Salmonella in those tomatoes.”
MDUBB’S RESPONSE: Thank you for that vivid description.
From L from ImHipHop:
“Rihanna’s cute and all but she needs to hit up somebodies buffet asap, she’s like 87 lbs soaking wet, with some tims on and a jansport full of bricks.
But i dont care what anybody says that Biggie movie needs to go straight to BET’s “BlackBuster Theater”. No AMC, No DVD, Straight to BET after a Soul Plane, and The Wash Marathon.”
MDUBB’S RESPONSE: Co-sign on the Biggie movie. I think the worst part is gonna be the dude that plays Puffy. I actually think Gravy will somewhat hold down the Biggie role…I mean people will still be like “what the fuck is Gravy doing in this movie?” but it should be better than some of the other roles.
…MDUBB’S EYE GASMS…
Sneak peek…I actually dig this song and you know what? Plies is kinda dope.
“Be Kanye”
If you watch “Flavor Of Love” or “I Love New York”…well…first of all you’re a loser…but that being said, you might like this video
Serious video from Killer Mike
